Disneys Polynesian Village Resort is one of those hotels where people dont just book a room. They book a fantasy. A monorail fantasy. A Dole Whip fantasy. A “watching Magic Kingdom fireworks from the beach while pretending your inbox doesnt exist” fantasy. A “yes, this lobby smells expensive and I support that” fantasy. But heres the catch: the Polynesian is big. Not “oops, wrong hallway” big....
